Thursday, February 16, 2006

Valemtimes Day





So, got me a Valemtimes card. Ate it. Oh yeah. I mean, I'm a wolf, whaddya expect? I don’t hold no truck with Valemtimes cards, I just get them ate, and I get them ate good.

My card was from Rubina, my internet girlfriend. She is in "India". She loves me. On the card there was writing and this is what the writing said. It said:


WHAT ARE DOGS?


1. Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a mile away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room
3. They can look dumb but loveable at the same time
4. They growl when they're not happy
5. They're great at begging
6. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss

Conclusion: They're just tiny little men in fur coats!


And then, after that she had written, "Like you my little Rubydoo!"

I don't get it. Do you get it? What's it supposed to mean? God, women are, like, totally weird. Anyhoo, also for Valemtimes Day I got a JUMBONE from Amber and Terry. Ate that as well. Then later that night? Crapped my bed. Ho yes!


Other than that, the main thing happenin round here has been me barking a lot and also me peeing on the kitchen floor at night, even although I totally don't have to because they take me out for a walk every night before bed. Yeah, you heard right -EVERY night they take me for a walk (and this is in addition to the normal walk I get in the daytime), just to try and tire me out so's they can get a good night's sleep without the barking and the peeing. Suckers! All that's happening is that I am turning into a total ATHLETE and I could totally run for hours now and still be up at 7am to bark and pee. Heee!


Smell yas later, dudes!
Rubin