Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Crimbo! Totally mental!

Wow. That was, like SO weird…

First we're at home and it's all normal (read: boring). Then suddenly me and my Amber are at my Norma and John's, Terry AWOL, and it’s, like, all stress, all the time. Next thing I know, Terry's back, and he's, like, brought all these presents with him, and he's all, "ho ho ho, it's Chrimble!", then he's all "Zzzzzzz, I'm sleeping". THEN we're back h0me and we've still got all the presents and I've got a HUMUNGA TOUNGE and new toys that, like, I haven't even had time to name yet, and – get this – my Terry has got a WHOLE NEW KIDNEY. That my Uncle John gave him. Like, how weird is that? I mean, if someone tried getting me a kidney for Christmas I'd be all, "no thanks, dude, you can buy me a proper present like everyone else does", but the way Terry's carrying on you'd think all his Christmases had come at once.

Terry = madder than a box of frogs. Confirmed.

Anyway, the main point of this entry is just to let yoos know I made me a calendar, and you can totally buy it and everything, and then yoos'll have pictures of me to hang on your wall every day of the year:

The Rubinman 2006 calendar

Happy Crimbo!



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