Wednesday, September 21, 2005

horns

So, growed me a set o'horns. Ya like?!







(note: there's still only just one of me, I just gave ya two pictures, so there's more of me to love)

Now, I know what y'all are thinkin. You're all, "Oh God, no! Is that some kind of a devil dog or somethin?" Why yes, yes it is. I am the madcrazy Devil Dawg (tm) and I'm comin to get yoooouuu! Hee!

Heh. Amber and Terry better WATCH IT now. See, my horns give me special powers. Special MAGIC powers - magic powers so secret that I can't even tell ya or I'd havata kill every last one of you. OK I'll tell you: it's the power to drive Terry's car. Every night I steal that baby and I go cruisin for french poodles.

Ha! I got you there, didn't I? You were all, "hmmm, well, he does have horns, now... I dunno, maybe he can drive...." Of course I can't freakin drive! I'm a DOG, fer crying out loud - what are you, stupid? Heh. Nah, actually it's the power to eat cats whole. This week? Seven cats. That's right - seven. I would say eight but the last one was kinda scrawny - kinda like the cat you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite, it wasn't worth mentioning. Seven cats, though, I kid you not...

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Blogger Rubin said...

I'm a DOG dude. A DOG. See my furry face and shiny black nose? See my HORNS? A DOG. I don't need no Russian bride. But thanks, though.

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