Monday, August 29, 2005



Actually, I'm going to just come clean: I got TWO ponkies, and the reason I got two ponkies was that the first one... well, the first one was an IMPOSTOR Ponky. For real.

I blame myself. My Norma had gone to "Ikea" with A&T, and she brought back this dude:

Not a Ponky

Now, I admit it, I got carried away. There was a rush to judgement. Soon as I seen it: pink, big ears, smilin', I was just like, "Oh man, a PONKY!" I couldn't BELIEVE it, and, well, basically I was right not to believe it, because it wasn't a freakin ponky at all - it was a RABBIT.

Yeah, yeah, I know what y'all are thinkin. Yoos are all, "easy mistake to make, Rubinman - I mean, who HASN'T seen a rabbit and thought it was a donkey?" Well, sure, YOU LOT could easily make the mistake, but for a professional like myself to confuse a rabbit with a PONKY - well, that's just shameful.

I mean, it's not the Ponky's rabbit's fault. By the time I realised he was Not a Ponky, I'd been throwin that dude all over the place, chasin him, playing with him - me n' him were like THAT. So I decided to keep him, and everything was cool, and then today... today Terry gets in his "car" and drives away, and the next thing I know, he's back with THIS:

Pink Donkey = PONKY

Now, THAT's a Ponky for ya. That there is a REAL Ponky. If ever you need to know whether you got yourself a PONKY or a rabbit, you just check out this here picture and that'll tell you for sure. (And don't say I'm not good to you. Where else could you get free advice on Ponky-spotting? Only from the Rubinman...) I couldn't BELIEVE it! I mean, on Friday I had NO PONKIES and now I have TWO! I bet there's not a single one of you can say that. Obviously Terry had been Ponky-hunting. Who woulda thunk it? I had no idea he even knew where to find a ponky. Hee! I totally rule. Me an m'ponkies.

Me an m'ponkies

Don't even LOOK at my ponkies. They're MY ponkies. Rubinman does not share!

Ponky Play
MY ponkies...


Anonymous Mr and Mrs Paterson said...

Truly a magnificently hilarious blog. Especially the one about looking like a tampax advert. Miss McNaught and Mr Miaoulis your dog should be on stage.

1:48 PM  
Blogger Rubin said...

I should TOTALLY be on the stage, dudes. Me AND my ponkies. Amber & Terry keep me locked up in Azkaban most of the time though, so I can't.

4:53 AM  

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